I JUST TOLD JANE ABOUT THIS OTHER ME.
SHE SEEMED A LITTLE FRIGHTENED. I CANNOT IMAGINE WHY. THE MORE ME, THE BETTER. RIGHT?I’m just saying, it’s a little…weird is all.
BUT JANE! IT IS MOST EXCITING. MAYBE HE COULD HELP ME FIND MJOLNIR!
It’s a little Watchmen is what it is.
BUT I DON’T HAVE A WATCH.
It’s a movie. And an even weirder comic.
…don’t ever watch or read it, ‘kay?
I JUST TOLD JANE ABOUT THIS OTHER ME.
SHE SEEMED A LITTLE FRIGHTENED. I CANNOT IMAGINE WHY. THE MORE ME, THE BETTER. RIGHT?I’m just saying, it’s a little…weird is all.
BUT JANE! IT IS MOST EXCITING. MAYBE HE COULD HELP ME FIND MJOLNIR!
It’s a little Watchmen is what it is.
I spent it with the boss lady. Thor kind of…insisted. He said he wanted to ‘SHARE A BIT OF ASGARD WITH HIS NEW FRIENDS’ (I don’t think the capslock button is actually broken. I think it gave up the fight to really show how freaking LOUD he is). So we had like a turkey and stuff, but he was really disappointed when he realized that the desert isn’t exactly ideal hunting conditions. I brought an ice cream pie, and he flipped out: ‘DARCY HOW DO YOU HAVE A ‘BAKED GOOD’ MADE OF FROZEN THINGS? WOULD IT NOT MELT?’. Ate it in like 5 bites, it was disgusting to watch. Then him and Jane got into a fight because he wanted some kind of hot wine thing and ‘IT IS THE LADY OF THE HOUSE’S PRIVILEGE. MY MOTHER IS FAMOUS FOR IT!’. Thor ended up making it. Poorly. Then him and Dr. Selvig drank it all and started singing a ‘traditional Asgardian drinking song’. Then Selvig passed out and I went to bed.
I got it all on camera, too.
I just realized that if Darcy’s a pol sci major, she should probs be participatin’ in those liveblogs of the presidental/Republican debates.
But I don’t waaaannnnaaaa.
Oh well. Y’all want Darcy’s perspective on these events?
Thor, you just…stay up, if you want. If you need anything, let me know.
And, Darcy? You need to go to sleep at some point, too.
You keep forgetting I’m cooler than you.
Let the love out, Jane.
Let the love out.
Shut up, Darcy.
Only when you stop shutting in the love.
What love?!
For Thor’s body.
lokispeakinginahuskystagewhisper:
the woman of science: JANE, THE MORTALS HAVE ASKED ME TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.
HOW MIGHT I GET A BETTER NIGHT’S SLEEP? YOU ARE SMART. YOU KNOW THINGS. TELL ME.
Thor, remember that chat we had about manners?
Anyway, is there any specific reason why you aren’t sleeping? I looked out the…“sleeping pills”? what an odd euphemism.
Wha—
That was so not a euphemism for anything!
Let the love out, Jane.
Let the love out.
